From this morning...
Me: Monkey, go put your lunch box by the front door.
Monkey: You can walk, you've got 2 legs, you do it.
Me: Ever say that again and you WON'T have 2 legs to walk on
Hmph....Seriously, who stole my sweet little agreeable girl and replaced her with the brat model??
ETA: Since I apprently have someone reading my blog who believes I think it's ok to hurt my children I should probably add that NO, I do not plan on disabling her so she can no longer walk. It's a phrase, nothing more. Figured I aught to say that so I don't have CPS busting down my door.
My Week As An Uber Driver
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