Top 10 Fatal Things to Say to your Preggo Wife/Girlfriend

10. "I finished the Oreos"
9. "Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs 40 lbs"
8. "Ya know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Jessica Alba had a baby"
7. "I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that flabby forever"
6. "Well, couldn't they induce labor? The 25th is the Super Bowl!"
5. "Darned if you're not about 5 lbs away from a surprise visit from that Richard Simmons fella!"
4. "Are your ankles supposed to look like that??"
3."Get your own ice cream!"
2. "Whoa! For a minute there I thought I woke up next to Willard Scott!"
And the Number 1 most fatal thing to say to your pregnant wife..........

1. "You don't have the guts to pull the trigger"