The other day i went by the post office to pick up my mail and had one of those slips saying a package had arrived that wouldn't fit in the box. Would I please see an attendant to pick it up. Of course our post office is never empty so by the time I got to the front my back and feet were hurting from standing and I probably looked how I felt. I walked up to the lady and told her I needed to pick up a delivery. She very brightly said "Well ma'am you have certainly come to the right place for deliveries....but keep in mind we don't deliver babies".
Yes I laughed.